6.15.2006

 

can't the bodyguards take care of this sort of thing?

According to an US magazine exclusive, Britney's done it again:

... with 9-month-old son Sean in tow, [Spears] picked up pink thongs at a Victoria’s Secret in Mission Viejo, California. Her next order of, uh, business? Changing Sean’s dirty diaper — on the floor next to the cash register! Says the source, “Britney then tried to hand it to an employee,” but the salesperson wouldn’t take it.

I for one salute Britney Spears: She seems to have learned that mothering is about improvisation. The baby has a soiled diaper while you're out shopping? Use any level surface you can find! And while one could fault her for patronizing the cheese-ass Victoria's Secret, it does make her little gift of poo all the sweeter, of course.

But that salesperson? Doesn't she know what that diaper could go for on Ebay?





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